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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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derinthescarletpescatarian

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

goblinwithblankets

Drinking spiders??!

derinthescarletpescatarian

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

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And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

yoshbotblue

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

derinthescarletpescatarian

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

kitstacean

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

derinthescarletpescatarian

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my boss 

Living your best life I see

blatantescapism

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

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dekutree

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

  • both were made in a lab
  • mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
  • both have incredible psychic powers
  • kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
  • mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
  • mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
browskers

Am I tripping

What the fuck is going on

cottoncandysprite

Anonymous asked:

Are you going to any protests?

hotcassavetessummer answered:

nice try FBI; if anybody gets a message like this don’t be stupid and share anything about whether or not you’ll be attending a specific action. spreading the word from official social medias of your local BYP100/black lives matter chapters is one thing (though still be careful), don’t fuck around with sharing info about your location, who you’re going with to actions, etc. 

hotcassavetessummer

bringing this back in light of roe being overturned and hugely important mobilization occurring; show up, protest, but protect yourselves in the process